Omelet Advice

This small piece of wisdom may save you heartache one day:

If ever you find yourself out in your P.J.s in the rain at 3:00 a.m., desperately searching for an IHOP, but the only thing you can find is a hole-in-the-wall, deserted Waffle House, heed these words of advice:

Do not order anything with "fiesta" in the name.

...you're welcome.